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"You see this shit.... yes ..... yeah that shit broke too"
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"You're Screwed"
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"We were fooling around in bed and she told me to check her oil, so I ran out to the garage. It looks fine but she doesn't seem satisfied"
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- See that?
- No...
- Exactly. That's why your car wasn't working.
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"Found your cat... well, some of it."
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You mean "attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis"?
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*See that pipe?
"Yeah?"
* That's how big.
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Indeed.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol perfect :]
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lol oh nooo :]
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And you thought Anal hurt....
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lol, true jalop!
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You see? I put my penis in here and this fell off. It's called "dragoning"
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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strikes again lol :]
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"This is not a kitchen"
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What the hell is that thing? Its all black and goopy.
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lol dork :]
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lol not even he knows :]
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"why so crooked?"
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Kids this is the story of how your Aunt Lily cracked an oil pan with a turtle.
Cue How I Met Your Mother Intro
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lol !!!!! Perfect :]
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"We put that shiny one on because there was really nothing wrong with the not-shiny one aside from its being not shiny. That'll be $479.28."
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lol True story :]
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“now you mention it , that still don’t look right.”
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I’ve heard that before